The random musings of a short man in a big world

The Americans are often criticised for their lack of understanding of proper football, as best shown in their commentary of sawkerball matches, which is usually cringeworthy to say the least.

Clearly, though, they have picked up on the perfect term for the dirty reds from the wrong side of Manchester, as evidenced by their headline about Rooney’s seemingly imminent departure from the crusty claws of Sir Awex:

Which, apart from the date of the AMOC show being missed out, is pretty cool. On that note… AMOC SHOW! SUNDAY JULY 4th! BE THERE OR BE… well, not.

I’m trying to keep the football posts to a minimum, but this is just so humourous that I HAVE to post it.

Aberdeen came back from 4-2 down to draw with Celtic and their incredibly rubbish defence yesterday, and THIS was the outcome for one of the Greatest Fans In The World™

What a fool.